Thursday, September 01, 2005
I see London... I see France
Just keep your effin' hands off Lance
The French are accusing Seven time Tour de France champion and cancer survivor Lance "I'm soooooo doing Left Wing Hawtie Sheryl Crow and you're Not" Armstrong of using Performance inhancing drugs. Lance denies it all and claims this is all a Frame Up on the part of the French sports daily L’Equipe.
See this all got started when French Cycling Officials found two strange and unknown substances in Lance Armstrong's Hotel Room. Test results determined the "strange substances" to be...
Soap and Deodorant.
Bite Me and
LEAVE OUR LANCE ALONE!