Thursday, December 29, 2005
Bill Clinton Switches Parties
In a stunning piece of "Inside the Beltway tripe"... okay I'm soooo under playing this... we're talking Huge here peeps... Former Two Term Democratic President William Jefferson "Have Sax... You Blow" Clinton has announced he is... Switching Parties!!! Bite me... Now that's Big!
Der-Slickster, as he's affectionately known, made the announcement while doing the "Imus in the Morning" show. A radio talk show televised on MSNBC, that actually gets more viewers than most of MSNBDNC's late night regular shows... let me repeat that... a R-A-D-I-O show that gets more V-I-E-W-E-R-S than the prime time Softballs and Oberdorks.
Clinton said, "Bite Me, I-Man... but come on... every night on the pundit talk show's it's the same thing... the Lib's have Margaret Carlson, Eleanor Clift, and Barney Franks sister... Ann Lewis.
I mean Woof ... those three would even make Stevie Wonder flinch. Barney once told me that when his siter Ann was born the Doctor's told his mother... "Well it's gunna get ugly from here on!"
"Now the Republicans... they've got Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin! I mean Helloooooo...
...Talk to the hand cause the former POTUS aint listening... we're talking 'The Perfect Storm' of Haw...Teeness! And that's not even counting the girls from Fox News. Fair and balanced??? I think Not! Were talking 'Shock and Aweeeeeeee!' King's Knight to Queen's Bishop 4... Perk and Perkmate!"
"It aint no thang but a Chicken Right Wang!"