Thursday, December 29, 2005
Dems Plan to Take back the White Hizza
December 29, 2005
by The PATriotBlog
Democratic National Committee Chairman Dr. Howard "Scream Boy" Dean held a late afternoon press conference to announce the Democratic Party's Latest, New, Two Prong attack to take back control of Pennsylvania Avenue. This coming on the heels of their madly successful campaign of "Hey let's throw another Massachusetts Liberal out their to run for President", which proceeded their stunningly effective, "How's 'bout a stiff 'know-it-all' nerd bomb who makes stuff up like inventing the internet".
"We've identified the problem as to why we keep getting skunked at the polls. Basically it comes down to this. Our Image and the Black Vote. See, 91% of African Americans voted for John Kerry last year... they're gunna have to pick it up some... we can't keep carrying them as a party! As to the Image problem or what I like to call... 'That Vision Thing'... we've decided to go all Hip Hop up in Haaaaare... hopefully to attract a younger crowd... so with that... allow me to introduce the new face of the Democratic Party..."
"Yo Yo Yo... s'up muh bish'es and ho's? Doctor D's gotz some mad flava skillz and we be breakin this hare thing down Compton... Pimp style... old skooleooo. Now check it... we aint playin no more witcha... it's oooon... time to throw down with the Republican bish'es... that's whackity whack... so yo... we goin' gangsta... we goin'...
"Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout iiiight!"