Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Murtha Announce Upcoming Tour Dates
Congressman John "Hit the Road Jack" Murtha of the 12th District has just announced his Tour dates for the upcoming month of January.
Last year's tour, the "Kiss the Ring Media... Go on... Kiss the Ring" tour was such a success that this year they've brought back the same media but renamed it to keep it fresh. The Tour has been dubbed, "John Murtha's Mainstream Media Magical Mystery Tour: 15 Minutes and Beyond", and will concentrate on the three or four Networks the Congressman Didn't get interviewed on last year. The Food Channel, The Home Shopping Network and Fishing with Orlando.
Once again, MSNBDNC will be sponsoring the tour.
MSNBDNC spokesman Chris Matthews had this to say, "I'm hoping the Congressman will avail himself to more of my tough interview questions... like...
It's obvious the Iraqi's don't want us over there, they had it much better under Saddamn... at least the trains ran on time... why is it that you Congressman Murtha, are so effin' fantastic and Bush is a Liar or a Complete Idiot?"
If you were a tree, that is to say if a Congressman from Pennsylvania, a decorated Vietnam Vet, could actually be a tree, what kind of tree do you suppose you'd be and why is Bush such a Liar and a Complete Idiot?"