Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Saddam shows Proof of Torture
December 28, 2005
SADDAM'S LAWYERS REVEAL
PROOF HE WAS TORTURED
Baghdad, Iraq: The lead attorney for former Iraqi dictator Saddam "Mother of All Surrenders" Hussein, has produced documented proof that his client was tortured while under Coalition detainment. Ramsey "Hate America First" Clark appeared with Hussein before a joint press confrence today and offered up this proof.
"My client was subjected to various forms of torture including sleep deprivation and non-stop loud music", said Clark. Asked to clarify what forms of torture, Clark further explained. "The pumped Ozzy Osbourne, Ted Nugent, Barbara Streisand and Hanson's Ombop 24/7 into his cell."
Hussein added, "Hey, some of it wasn't all bad, I mean "Nuge"... the Motorcity Madman... especially some of the tracks off his 'Double Live Gonzo' CD... that's some killer shit... now that's what I'm talking about... but bite me... Barabara Streisand??? I mean yeah sure.... maybe I killed a couple million people but nobody deserves that! The woman didn't age well if you're following me on this."
Hussein and Clark also produced this totally un-retouched photograph...
Saddam had this final word, "Hey... blasting loud music into my cell 24/7... parading my ass around half naked... all this I can put up with... but... but then those bastards committed the ultimate attrocity...
Evan Thomas and Michael Isikoff could not be reached for comment.