Friday, December 30, 2005
Year ending on time seen as defeat for Bush administration
YEAR NOT COMING TO AN END TILL DECEMBER 31st SEEN AS A MAJOR DEFEAT FOR BUSH ADMINISTRATION
December 30, 2005
by The PATriotBlog
Anonymous sources inside the White House, speculated that possibly there was an outside chance that maybe the President wouldn't have minded if this year came to an end a day earlier. It is believed that the President was hoping to put 2005 behind him. A year full of mis-steps, gaffes and possible illegal activities that was speculated may have occurred.
Senate Democrats rushed to the floor to protest what they called AND WE THE MEDIA GLADLY TRUMPETED, "A culture of Moving On"
Senate minority leader Harry Reid said, "The President wants us to just go on like tomorrow is the day before a new year. Well not under our watch Mr. President... you big Loser!" Other Democrats threatened a filibuster if the Republicans tried to start the new year on the first of January.
Senator Kerry, who according to Rush Limbaugh, served in Vietnam, added this. "I don't see a need to RUSH into a new year. We should let the year inspectors do their job first. We have 2005 contained. What we should be doing is going after 2004. If I was president, we'd have a coalition of countries to make sure changing the year is the right thing to do. We need to go back to the UN and get permission from the general council. This administration is recklessly taking us into a go it alone year change.
Kayne West, noted musician and rapper, which makes him more than qualified to comment on politics, had this to say. "Bush hates Black People... that's why he wants to change years. He aint messin' wid no broke broke..."
Press Secretary, Scott McClellan, was quick to point out that the year ended on December 31st during other administrations and that this was perfectly legal and with in the President's constitutional powers. This was verified by a quick Google of [when does the year end] but McClellan is a Republican and not to be trusted so we fact checked it with similar searches of Yahoo and Ask Geeves. All three seemed to verify the Press Secretaries statement... so we brought in our own expert to pooh pooh it and cast doubt on it.
Author and unabashed FDR butt kisser, Doris Kearns Goodwin had this to say. Yes it's true that many years ended on the 31st during other administrations. One time President Howard Taft forgot to buy his wife a Christmas gift the week before and she didn't speak to him until well into the 2nd week of January. But yeah... Bush sucks! Okay, make the check out to Doris K. Goodwin... hey do you guys validate parking??