my hometown -- altoona pa
by ThePATriot Blog ~ Christmas, 12-25-2005

And now some news and notes from Central Pennsylvania

DECORATIONS HONOR FALLEN SOLDIER
December 24, 2005
ALTOONA MIRROR
By David Hurst, Staff Writter

Bakerton - Robin Fagan's 2nd Street home is decked out for Christmas with banners, flags and red, white and blue. It's a message, she says, for her nephew and her president.

The message to fallen soldier Staff Sgt. Dan Lightner: I'm proud of you.
The message to George W. Bush: It's time to start bringing troops home.

"This banner and these lights are staying up until the soldiers come home from Iraq," she said. I hope the president sees it. I just think we've done what we can over there, and it's time to start bringing them back home."

A banner is draped across the porch on her grayish Bakerton home, a salute to current and fallen soldiers. Fagan said she went all over the area looking for patriotic decor, buying out strings of red, white and blue lights that local drug and dollar stores usually sell for the Fourth of July.

"Right now, I have about a dozen 3 foot flags and 2,200 lights," she said. "I only wish I would have done this last year."

Lightner, 28, volunteered for a second stint in the Middle East this year and was stationed in Ramadi province this fall. He was part of a 14-unit convoy conducting combat operations October 27 when his vehicle struck a roadside bomb.

It was his sister's birthday.

"Danny wanted to be over there. He beleived they were there for a good reason," 23-year-old Shonda Lightner said. "He didn't talk about it much. He didn't even want us to know that he volunteered."

His siter and aunt described Dan as a caring, deeply religious man who strived to help people. He had been a state trooper since 2003 and was the first from Pennsylvania to die in Iraq. Fagan said.

"His answer was that somebody had to do it, and if we don't go after them, they're coming after us," she said.

Much like poll numbers show nationwide, Dan Lightner's family is split on the war.

She thought her aunt's decision to support the troops was a good idea but does not think the U.S. should pull out of Iraq.

"They need to stay until whatever they have to do is finished. My brother's gone, so they can't just quit. My brother was really proud to be over there," Shonda Lightner said.

Fagan believes the military has done all they can. Saddam Hussein's regime has been overthrown, Hussein has been caught and no weapons of mass destruction have were found.

"I don't think the Iraqi's even want us over there anymore," she added. "I think the president's having trouble dealing with the damage he's done, and he doesn't know what to do next."

Dan's mother, Judy, doesn't pay attention to war news on television anymore adding only "that I have to go along with Danny," because he believed the work in Iraq wasn't finished. "He beleived he could get over there and save the world," she said.

As opinionated as I am... I'm just going to let this story stand for it's self.
Being Christmas I'll just add... God Bless the Lightner family... all of them!
Patrick ~ ThePATriotBlog

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I guess you're right linus.
I shouldn't have picked this little tree.
Everything I do turns into a disaster.
I guess I really don't know what Christmas is all about."

"Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?"

"Sure, Charlie Brown."
I can tell you what Christmas is all about."

"And there were in the same country sheperds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them; and they were sore afraid.
And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David, a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.
And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men."
Luke 2: 8-14

FIVE THINGS: About 'A Charlie Brown Christmas'
December 6, 2005
BY EMILIANA SANDOVAL
DETROIT FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER
(LINK)

Many say no TV show captures the magic of the season like "A Charlie Brown Christmas" does. Charlie Brown's search for the true meaning of the holiday transports us back to a simpler time, pre-cable, pre-Internet, pre-adulthood. Sigh.

Coke was it
Coca-Cola sponsored the inaugural show, in 1965. Because Coke paid the bill, it got some key product references. In the opening skating sequence, Snoopy sends Linus flying. Linus originally landed on a Coke sign. At the end of the show, a credit read, "Merry Christmas from your local bottler of Coca-Cola." A later FCC ruling banned the use of sponsor references in children's shows, and the sign and credit were taken out. Ah, the good old days, when kids were protected from the capitalist marketing machine.

Driven
Ford's new ad for "Keep It Simple" pricing uses the "Linus and Lucy" song from the Christmas special. A Nov. 24 post on www.autoblog.com says of the ad, "It certainly isn't anything Schulz may have approved of," referring to Charles Schulz, the Peanuts creator. But actually, the first time the Peanuts gang got animated was in 1960 in a TV commercial for the Ford Falcon. See Lucy and Linus talk about Falcons in a 1962 ad at www.billmelendez.tv. Some of the print ads are at www.snoopy.cpilgrim.com/Collection/Falcon.htm.

Wah-wah-wah
The teacher's voice was really a trombone, muted by a plunger. Perfect.
The kids' voices were done by kid actors, some of whom didn't know how to read and were too young to understand the lines.

He scored
One of the things TV execs despised about the show -- besides the religious references, the lack of a laugh track and the use of real kids' voices -- was the jazzy score by Vince Guaraldi. But viewers loved it, and "Linus and Lucy" -- it's totally stuck in your head now, isn't it? -- became known as the Peanuts theme song. Guaraldi did the score for 15 "Peanuts" specials. He died of a heart attack on Feb. 6, 1976, the same day he'd finished recording the soundtrack for "It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown."

Test your IQ
Which popular, outspoken Peanuts character was not in the Christmas special? Answer that question and others at www.factmonster.com/spot/cbrown1.html. (I got a 90%. I'm just sayin'.) Another quiz is at www.funtrivia.com/playquiz/quiz2661530f0d0.html

More links to the Peanuts gang: www.schulzmuseum.org; www.snoopy.com/comics/peanuts

And the answer is Peppermint Patty.

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MICHELLE???
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE GIRLFRIEND...
TAKE A BREAK ALREADY...
YOU SURE DESERVE ONE!
by ThePATriot Blog™
Total Babe and Right Wing Mega Bloggerette MICHELLE MALKIN is all over the NEW YORK TIMES and their disgraceful continuation of Annonymous Sourced Leaked Information. (STORY)

'Twas the day before Christmas
And all through the Times
Hysteria reigned over
Bush's "impeachable crimes"...

THE NEW YORK TIMES STRIKES AGAIN
By Michelle Malkin · December 24, 2005 09:59 AM

Yes, the New York Times continues to show its disregard for our nation's security, publishing additional classified information about the NSA's much-hyped surveillance program. Now it's a report that the NSA program traced and analyzed huge numbers of calls to and from terrorist hotspots such as Afghanistan, not just those sent to or from suspected al Qaeda operatives:

The volume of information harvested from telecommunication data and voice networks, without court-approved warrants, is much larger than the White House has acknowledged, the officials said. It was collected by tapping directly into some of the American telecommunication system's main arteries, they said.

As part of the program approved by President Bush for domestic surveillance without warrants, the N.S.A. has gained the cooperation of American telecommunications companies to obtain backdoor access to streams of domestic and international communications, the officials said....

What has not been publicly acknowledged is that N.S.A. technicians, besides actually eavesdropping on specific conversations, have combed through large volumes of phone and Internet traffic in search of patterns that might point to terrorism suspects. Some officials describe the program as a large data-mining operation.

Michelle (In her own sweet non-abrasive way) RIPS THE TIMES AN effin' NEW ONE as she points out mistake after mistake...

Today's New York Times article chases yesterday's Boston Globe report that the NSA program may have intercepted all electronic communications between the U.S. and overseas. According to the Globe, the NSA program "captures reams of data from satellites, fiberoptic lines, and Internet switching stations, and then uses a computer to check for names, numbers, and words that have been identified as suspicious."

Both the Globe article and today's Times article appear to contradict what the Times said in its original report about the breadth of monitoring being conducted under the NSA program:

While many details about the program remain secret, officials familiar with it say the N.S.A. eavesdrops without warrants on up to 500 people in the United States at any given time. The list changes as some names are added and others dropped, so the number monitored in this country may have reached into the thousands since the program began, several officials said. Overseas, about 5,000 to 7,000 people suspected of terrorist ties are monitored at one time, according to those officials.

Based on the latest Times and Globe reports, it now appears that the NSA has been intercepting international phone calls and e-mails to and from perhaps millions of Americans, not just a few hundred or thousand as the Times initially asserted.

Michelle rightly ask...
Will the Times be issuing a correction?

Owwwwwwwie!
That's gunna leave a cute Michelle mark! You go girl!
And she does...

The latest Times and Globe articles suggest that the NSA surveillance program monitored far more phone numbers and e-mail addresses than those obtained from captured al Qaeda operatives and their associates.

What other basic facts about the NSA program did the Times get wrong?

That extra year of reporting on the story doesn't seem to have been well spent, eh, Bill Keller?

Check and Checkmate Billy!

Go Michelle It's your birthday
Not for real real
Just for play play

And here's more ~~

Ya know... I'm making it my New Year's Resolution to get a shouts out from Michelle in 2006!

Hey... a Blogger can dream can't he?
PATriot Out -- Bounce

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By your Host and Hollywood Critic... ThePATriotBlog™

Well... sort of... see I didn't actually go see the following movie but then again... I don't have to smell 3 day old fish to know that it smells... let's move on.

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
I'm thinking the key word here is "Broke" as in Broken Morals and Broken Values. Here's the premise (IMDB Story)

A raw, powerful story of two young men, a Wyoming ranch hand and a rodeo cowboy, who meet in the summer of 1963 sheepherding in the harsh, high grasslands of contemporary Wyoming and form an unorthodox yet life-long bond--by turns ecstatic, bitter and conflicted.

In case that wasn't clear enough... it's about two Gay Cowboys in 1963 Montana... basically a hotbed for Unibombers and Unisex Lovers. Riiiight!

Now listen... as a Healthy, Heterosexual, Libertarian... I have no problem with who or what 2 adults do in the privacy of their bedroom. That said, it still begs the question...

What Part of Family Values/Wardrobe Malfunction/Box Office receits Way Way Down Are these Hollyweird elites Not Getting?

Arriving with nudity and explicit gay sex scenes between two cowboys, UNIVERSAL/FOCUS FILMS's BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN has quietly become an award season frontrunner, interviews with Academy members reveal.

NEW YORK DAILY NEWS critic Jack Mathews predicts the gay cowboy movie, which takes place in Wyoming, may be "too much for red-state audiences, but it gives the liberal-leaning Academy a great chance to stick its thumb in conservatives' eyes."

Well... Guess What... evidently the Montana based "Brokeback" dropped a Unibomber sized Dud on "their venacular" the Red State Box Office.
(Story here)

'Brokeback' Faces Burnout at Box Office
Friday, December 23, 2005
By Roger Friedman



Brokeback Burnout? Cowboys Collapsing?

You wouldn’t know it from all the hype and the endless critics’ awards. But Ang Lee’s "Brokeback Mountain" may be suffering a little burnout in its third week of release.

Indeed, "Brokeback"—-aka the Gay Cowboy movie—-has seen declines at the box office every day this week after a huge premiere and subsequent run in gay-concentrated neighborhoods.

But now it may be that reality is setting in, and reality bites, as we all know. On Monday, "Brokeback" was 51 percent off from Sunday. On Tuesday, it was down 9.1 percent from Monday. By Wednesday, it was off another 7.6 percent. All in all, it dropped to No. 10 on its 13th day out.

Today, "Brokeback" nearly doubles its number of theaters to 217, but this may be a real litmus test. There is hardly a straight male in the U.S. who will see this movie voluntarily. No matter how well made it is—-and it is very well crafted by a hugely talented group of people—-it’s hard to imagine a suburban wife coaxing hubby to the Cineplex on Saturday night to see two men consummate their passion. *edit* Woah Fox News... don't Hold back! hehehehehe

Hmmmm... Maybe "Brokeback Mountain" will be the straw that broke the back of the Hollywood Left. Certainly they wont repeat such a foolish mistake and come out with any other politically correct dribble... like foreinstance... a movie depicting the killing of 11 Israeli Olympians by Palestinian Terrorist as a "gray area" nobody's right slash nobody's wrong propaganda manifesto.
'Munich' Backlash Well Under Way
Naaaaaa... they've learned their lesson.

For more... Check out these Links ~~

'Brokeback Mountain' tops Oscar bets
Reuters via Yahoo! News - Dec 22 6:23 AM
Gay and political films are dominating this year's Academy Awards race with some experts expecting that Oscar will wind up wearing pink, either for left-leaning politics or sexual preference.

Brokeback Mountain looks like an Oscar front-runner
The Advocate - Dec 22 4:04 PM
Gay and political films are dominating this year's Academy Awards race with some experts expecting that Oscar will wind up wearing pink, either for left-leaning politics or sexual orientation.

Can 'Brokeback Mountain' Move the Heartland?
New York Newsday - Dec 15 9:26 AM
"Brokeback Mountain" seems to have everything going for it: great reviews, a remarkable opening weekend and dominance in the first wave of the Hollywood awards season, underscored Tuesday by seven Golden Globe nominations, the most of any film.

'Brokeback' begins its breakthrough bid
NorthJersey.com - Dec 18 6:38 AM
"Brokeback Mountain" could be a breakthrough movie. It could be a movie that changes minds, opens hearts, even indirectly affects the law of the land. It could be the movie that finally, courageously, lifts a veil of secrecy on the era's most sensitive, most controversial issue.

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RADIATION RANT
by ThePATriotBlog™
The latest in the "Bush Spied... No People Died" Spy flak has to do with the revelation that (hold on to something solid) Our Government actually monitored Muslim Mosque for Radiation. Shocking... I know. The AP writes about it here. (STORY)

FBI Monitored U.S. Sites Without Warrants

WASHINGTON — A classified radiation monitoring program, conducted without warrants, has targeted private U.S. property in an effort to prevent an Al Qaeda attack, federal law enforcement officials confirmed Friday.

While declining to provide details including the number of cities and sites monitored, the officials said the air monitoring took place since the Sept. 11 attacks and from publicly accessible areas — which they said made warrants and court orders unnecessary.

U.S. News and World Report first reported the program on Friday. The magazine said the monitoring was conducted at more than 100 Muslim sites in the Washington, D.C. area — including Maryland and Virginia suburbs — and at least five other cities when threat levels had risen: Chicago, Detroit, Las Vegas, New York and Seattle.

The magazine said that at its peak, three vehicles in Washington monitored 120 sites a day, nearly all of them Muslim targets identified by the FBI. Targets included mosques, homes and businesses, the magazine said.

The revelation of the surveillance program came just days after The New York Times disclosed that the Bush administration spied on suspected terrorist targets in the United States without court orders. President Bush has said he approved the program to protect Americans from attack.

Wasn't it Famous Bank Robber slash Author (isn't it amazing how convicts are all sudo-great writers... thank God I have a day job) Willie Sutton who is quoted as answering the question...
Why do you Rob Banks? ~~ "Because that's where the Money is!"

Well... ah...Duh!

"Ummm... I'll take What was the Religion of the Terrorist who attacked us on September 11th for $200 Alex."
(Alex) "These 19 Islamic Fundamentalist Whack Jobs HiJacked 4 airplanes and crashed them into buildings and a field in PA... Praise Allah!"
"Ummm... Who were the Muslims?

Okay... now before you all start channeling the ghost of Johnny Cochren on me and go all Race Card up in Haaare... answer me this... how many of them were... Catholic? Presbyterian? Lutheran? How about a 7th Day Adventist... do we have a 7th Day Adventist among the 19?
Guess not. Lets move on.

(continued)
Ibrahim Hooper, spokesman for the Council on American-Islamic Relations, a Washington-based civil rights group, said Friday the program "comes as a complete shock to us and everyone in the Muslim community."

"This creates the appearance that Muslims are targeted simply for being Muslims. I don't think this is the message the government wants to send at this time," he said.

Hooper said his organization has serious concerns about the constitutionality of monitoring on private property without a court order.

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"comes as a complete shock to us
and everyone in the Muslim community."

Reminds me of the old Claude Rains line from the movie Casablanca, "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"

"This creates the appearance that Muslims are targeted simply for being Muslims. I don't think this is the message the government wants to send at this time."

Yeah... and when that certified White Supremicist wannabe Timothy McVeigh blew up the Federal Building in OK City... the government began picking out White NRA types. I am going to list the quotes... editorials... and denouncements made by everyone about THAT spying and infridgments of our personal rights by the Clinton Administration...

And Here they are...

Sorry... couldn't find any.

Hey... the same people [Libs/Media] that complained that President Bush didn't connect all the dots... are now the same people complaining that he's trying to keep us from becoming a bunch of unconnected dots!

[Radiation = Mushroom Cloud]

Thank you President Bush
PATriot out ~~

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ANOTHER BIG
"SEE, HE TOLD US SO"
FOR THE TRUTH DETECTOR
elRUSHBO
by ThePATriotBlog™
Well, I guess we all know who Saddam and his lawyers have been listening to from 12 noon to 3 pm daily. Rush has been spot on (as is norm) with his brilliant anaylsis of how Saddam Hussein and his lawyers simply need to get their Talking Points from the Dems.

Lets Review: STORY

Obvious "Torture" at the Hands of the Americans
Wait a tic... didn't we already see this on Maniacal Despot/Dictators Gone Wild?

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- The trial of deposed Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, which has fallen into a pattern of grim testimony interrupted by theatrical outbursts, adjourned Thursday for more than a month.

On Thursday, as in previous days, testimony about brutal treatment was interrupted by courtroom tirades by Hussein and his half brother. Hussein charged Thursday that the Bush administration lied when it claimed there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, just at it lied by disputing his claims of being beaten.

"The White House lies once more," Hussein said, "the No. 1 liar in the world. They said in Iraq, there is chemicals, and there is a relation to terrorism, and they announced later we couldn't find any of that in Iraq. "Also, they said that what Saddam Hussein (said) was not true," he continued in an apparent reference to his claims Wednesday that he and all seven of his codefendants were beaten and tortured by their American captors.

"I have documented the injuries I had before three American medical teams," he said. *edit* I wander if Dr. Howard Dean was one of them?

Hussein later appeared to waver, saying the medical teams numbered "two, for sure, unequivocally." He began to heal after eight months, he said, but bruises remain three years later. We don't lie," he said. "The White House lies." The U.S. State Department and a spokesman for the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad said Hussein's claims of beatings and torture were untrue.

Meanwhile, defense attorneys requested that the testimony of prosecution witnesses not be broadcast until all the witnesses have testified, saying they are watching each other's testimonies and repeating them. The court said it would consider that request.

Hussein and seven codefendants are charged with crimes against humanity, including the killings of 140 men and boys in the town of Dujail following a failed 1982 assassination attempt against Hussein there. Earlier in the day, Hassan launched into long political diatribes, hurling insults at prosecutors, complaining about the conditions of their detention and challenging the legitimacy of the court.

Ranting about the food he is being served, Hassan said a New York Times magazine column mentioned that his ribs are showing because of weight loss.

"This is not justice," Hassan declared. "This is not democracy." Asked to stop by prosecutors, Hassan said, "My talk is strengthening the court, and will give it credibility."

In the Video Uplink CNN provides, the announcer states Saddam has ranted that:

The Trial was Illegitimate
(Bush Illegitimate Googled brought 1,370,000 hits)

The War was Illegal
(Dems claim War Illegal 1,360,000)

President Bush was Fraudulent
(Bush Fraudulent 1,530,000... we have a winner)

I found this little ditty here (STORY)

The most vehement opponents, including the Rev. Al Sharpton and Ohio Rep. Dennis J. Kucinich, have been the harshest in their condemnation of the administration. Kucinich said the failure to find any weapons of mass destruction shows the war was "based on fraudulent claims." Sharpton called the war illegitimate.

Thanks Dems... we knew we could count on ya!
Oh yeah... who's Saddam's new lead attorney?
Former Democratic President Lyndon "Quagmire" Johnson's former Attorney General Ramsey Clark.
What's the matter Saddam... wouldn't Janet Reno return your calls?

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LUKE WARM
FOR TEACHER
Evidently there is an epidemic in America...
An epidemic of Female Teacher's having sex with male Students.

This leads me to ask a question that threatens to undermine the very Fabric of which this Country was Founded...

A question heretofore unspeakable...
A question of Deep Dark Secrets that until now...
Was thought buried safely... and permanently...
Swept neatly under the carpet...
A question that must be asked and asked right here and right now...

Where the #&%@ were all these teachers when I was in school???

But I digress... have you taken a really good look at some of these "Teachers Gone Wild"?

• Melissa Deel... the 30ish something Virginia Faculerette who is accused of having "sexual relations" with a 13 year old male student. Ewwwwwwww... I mean "Yuck" to the having sex with the toddler Melissa and "Yuck" to having sex with Melissa... 'sup with the mug shot? They need a new Reality show... "America's Most Wanted Makeovers". Hey guys... can you imagine waking up to that rubbing your thigh saying in a smokey... raspy voice... "How'z 'bout ONE MORE TIME Tiger, this time I'LL get on Top!"
  Ummmm... Thank You... No!
  
  
• Then there's the case of California Teachypooh Sarah Bench-Solorio... charged with "Doing It" with TWO (count'em) TWO 13 year old guys. Hey I survived the Public School System and even I know two 13 year olds does not equal one 26 year old! They evidently were taking turns... one would be "Tripping the Light Fantastic" with Sarah while the other watched "Blues Clues" on the Big Screen... Helloooooo... pass me the oreos! That is Sooooo Not Fetch!
  
  
  
• And of course the MacMommy and most famous Grade School Bottom Feeder of them all... Mary K Letourneau. Okay I'll admit I might even hit that... take away the Astronaut's Wife hairdo... put her in something lacey... like a handkerchief... and you might have something. Now listen... just cause a girl's seasoned... and turned 30ish... it's not a death sentence... some of the best tasting Banana's have Brown Spots on them.
  
  Wow... that was deep! *writes it down*

Okay maybe I'm being harsh... I realize guys are basically horndawgs and sluts and we'll hit just about anything... even the Melissa's and Sarah's of this world. My question is this...

Where are all the hawtie babe teachers?


I'm talking Michelle Pfieffer from "Dangerous Minds"... Jeri Ryan from "Boston Public"... Famke Janssen from "The Faculty"

Well thank God one babilicious bimbo hawtie teacher did manage to get caught and thrust into the spot light... yes were talkin' 'bout...

Pamela Turner Rogers
27 year old PE hawtie who's turn ons are...
Horseback riding...
Walking in the rain...
and guys that know their ABC's!

Aiiiiiight!!!
Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!

Pammy is also charged with 15 counts of sexual battery and 13 counts of statutory rape on a 13 year old boy...
You Gooooooo girl!

Let's take a closer look at Pam's resume'...

Okay...

She's got the Biker Bikini Babe Look down... get me "MotorHead Magazine" on the phone... I think we found our Miss October!

Moving along...

Yeah... Yeah...
I think I see where she's going with this... interresting career move!

Get me "Runway Skanks Magazine" on the phone... Pammy is the New Tyra... or is that Pink is the New Orange... who can keep up?

But while we're at it... how'z 'bout...

"Bride's Magazine Monthly"

Aint no thaaaaang but a chicken waaaang... It's all good!
I guess what I'm saying is... 13 year old guys of the world... let's keep the Fantsy FerRealz!

If you're gunna "do" your teacher... let's have more Turner-Rogers and fewer Deels and Bench-Solorio's.

But again I digress...
Let me take you back to the early 80's whenced Music Video's and my manhood was birtheded.

Heavy metal ruled and of course there was no band heavier than Van Halen. In 1983 they came out with "Hot for Teacher" and thus... a new Gold Standard was established for "doing" one's teacher.

And with that... I leave you with the following sage words from Diamond Dave himself...

Oh wow, man !
Wait a second man.
Whaddaya think the teacher’s
gonna look like this year ?
My butt, man !
T-t-teacher stop that screaming,
teacher don’t you see ?
Don’t wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell,
but I’m doin’ well,
Teacher needs to see me after school.

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I’m hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I’m hot for teacher.

Hey, I heard you missed us,
We’re baaaaack !
I brought my pencil
Gimme something to write on, man
I heard about your lessons,
but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane,
how did you get so bold ?
How did you know that golden rule ?

Oh man, I think the clock is slow
That's Funny...
I don’t feel tardy
Class dismissed

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