Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Judge Alito Hearing
Friday, January 06, 2006
Night time in the Rose Garden
Thursday, January 05, 2006
So THAT's the Leaker
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Valerie Plame who?
MAN FOUND THAT DIDN'T KNOW VALERIE PLAME WORKED FOR CIA
January 3, 2006
Just last month, this blog, was the first to uncover a real live Gallup poll participant. Well today we have found something even rarer... a person who claims to have NOT KNOWN Valerie Plame worked for the CIA.
Evidently he wasn't in Scooter Libby's email address book.
The man, Charles Wilson, says he doesn't have much time to watch a lot of TV and pay attention to world events so apparently the news of Miss Plame's outing came as a shock.
"No way... next thing you're going to tell me we landed a man on the moon!" said Wilson. We then informed him that, yes indeed, we have landed men on the moon to which he replied, "Well good for JFK... he said we'd do it and he was right... how is old John doing anyway?" Sadly we had to inform Mr. Wilson that President Kennedy was assassinated in 1963.
Mr. Wilson was happy to hear the Berlin Wall came down but was dismayed to find out about OJ Simpson and his former wife Nicole, "You'd have thought they'd have had something in the news about something that big... wouldn't ya?"
Finally Mr. Wilson asked to see a picture of Mrs. Plame...
"Ohhhhhh Joe Wilson's wife the CIA agent...
Heck everybody knows who she is!"
don't say we didn't warn you but...
The Patriot Blog has just found out that the District of Columbia has invoked it's "Takings Clause" right of eminent domain and will be selling off a piece of property that brought No Tax Revenue. The Supreme Court Building.
Monday, January 02, 2006
Now they Got "W"... they got proof
NEW YORK TIMES REVEALS
"THE BIG ONE"
Proof Positive that Bush and Blair "Sexed Up" Evidence Pre-Invasion
January 2, 2006
by The PATriotBlog
In a stunning revelation of just how vile and corrupt the current administration is, the unbiased and totally fair New York Times revealed two documents that are sure to have Liberal nut bag bloggers and Left wing CSPAN callers abuzz for months.
Pinch "My daddy gave me this job" Salzburg made this statement...
"Okay we've been fooled before. Had our hopes up and then dashed. We thought Richard Clark with his "hair on fire" would bring down this administration. We thought the 911 Commission surely would show the world what a doo doo head Bush is for not connecting the dots. Certainly the 60 minutes Bush AWOL hit piece just before the election was going to do it. Katrina... Abu Gharib... Gitmo... Torture... 2,000 soldiers killed... effin' Cindy Sheehan and Dick Murtha for crying out loud... certainly the American People would revolt because the President is wire tapping terrorist... what is it going to take??? Well... now we got "W" by the short hairs... we got proof positive he cooked up the WMD evidence and Tony Blair sexed it up as well... we have..."
"The Downing Street Post-It-Note!"
"Take that W!"
"And... we also have this..."
"The Downing Street Doodle!"
Senate Democrats, in an amazing moment of clairvoyance, rushed to the Senate floor 30 minutes before the story broke, to decry these documents. "It's time for the President to step down from office. Clearly he's broken some law at some time. What we need now, is to have a by patrician committee appoint a successor so that the country can begin to heal. I would suggest a Senator from New York perhaps... a male senator." Said Senator Chuck Shummer (D) NY. Added Republican Senator Arlen Specter, "What we need to do now is hold hearings and make a huge spectacle of all this before we have any idea if these documents are even real. I intend to have televised hearings immediately. What's most important is that the Liberal Washington Press and moderates in Pennsylvania will all Love me now."
Sunday, January 01, 2006
Mikey's World (Be Like Mike)
TERRORIST ARE PEOPLE TOO!
So Don't Hate
A Conversation with the Brilliant and Unappreciated Mind of Michael Moore
Michael Moore will be playing the part of the Dispationate and Totally Unbiased Fatherly Figure and "Little Timmy" will be playing the part of the Niave Young Victim of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
TERRORIST ARE PEOPLE TOO
Moore: Well young Timmy... they tell me that you've been watching Fox News lately... a channel that is Biased and Only tells one side of the story while making up insinuations about Liberals and our Friends... The Muslims.
Timmy: Golly Gee Mr. Moore... you'd Never do that in one of Your Documentaries huh?
Moore: Ummm yeah sure kid... anyway... what did you learn while watching Fox News?
Timmy: Gosh Golly Mr. Moore... all kinds of cool stuff... how to make a really neato kite that flies really really high... if you ever get lost you should always look for a policeman 'cause the police are our friends... oh and a group of 19 Arab Terrorist brought down the World Trade Center and crashed into the Pentigon.
Moore: Tut Tut... let's not jump to conclusions... what would you say if I told you that those 19 Arabs represented less than 1% of all the Arab people in the world?
Timmy: Golly Gee Willikers Mr. Moore... I had no idea... the Vast Right Wing Republican War Mongers and Haliburton never told me that!!?!! This must be some NeoCon ignoble blood for oil plot thought up by Dick Channey... Donald Rumsfield... and Tom DeLay... Please Tell me more.
Moore: Well... did you know that Hitler was Not a Arab? Neither was that guy that hit Nancy Kerrigan in the knee with the batoon... Jeff Gallooy.
Timmy: Jumpin Jehospaht!!! Really? This changes everything!!! Who else isn't an Arab?
Moore: Draco Malfoy... the brat that's always picking on Harry Potter... not a Terrorist!
Timmy: Nooooooo Way! I thought for sure he was an Arab Terrorist.
Moore: Timmy... that's another thing... using words like Terrorist and Islamic Fanatic are hurtful... very very hurtful... it's much nicer and more sensitive to call them Freedom Fighters and Follower's of Islam. Now another thing... since 19 out of 19 of those... "Freedom Fighters" were of Arab desent... the chances that an Arab will carry out any more Bombings and Hi-jackings are much much less now.
Timmy: Oh I get it... they've already met their quota... Golly that means... the next terrorist could come from anywhere... even my native Denmark! Holy Macrel... My Grandma could be a *gasp* Terrorist!
Moore: Exactly! But don't worry too much... there isn't any oil under Denmark so Bush wont go to war... he just does that to poor Oil producing countries.... just so we can have cheeper gas to fill the engines our gas guzzeling cars.
Timmy: Golly Jeepers Mr. Moore... you mean like that tricked out SUV you pulled up in? Oh... and I thought we invaded Iraq onacountuv Saddam had weapons of mass distruction and junk?
Moore: Well... where are they? Obviously there were none or we would have found them.
Timmy: But didn't he kill thousands of his own people with lethal weapons like sarin gas and amthrax?
Moore: Yeah... but we sold them too him!
Timmy: Oh I see... so when those two loosers shot up all their friends at Columbine High School... they had NO persoanal responsibilites for their act... it wasn't their fault... they were victims of the Gun Lobby and it was the fault of the guy that sold them the guns... and the Christian Coalition... and Tom Delay... and... and when Hitler Gassed the Jews... it was the Chemical Companies Fault... how were the Nazi's to know poison gas would kill them?
Moore: Now you're getting it.
Timmy: Well Paint me Red and call me a Barn Mr. Moore... it sure has been swell talking to you and learning the real truth.
Moore: Sure thing young Timmy... now that will be $15.00
Timmy: Huh... for what?
Moore: I'm effin' Michael Moore bitch... you didn't think this was for free did ya?