Monday, January 02, 2006
Now they Got "W"... they got proof
NEW YORK TIMES REVEALS
"THE BIG ONE"
Proof Positive that Bush and Blair "Sexed Up" Evidence Pre-Invasion
January 2, 2006
by The PATriotBlog
In a stunning revelation of just how vile and corrupt the current administration is, the unbiased and totally fair New York Times revealed two documents that are sure to have Liberal nut bag bloggers and Left wing CSPAN callers abuzz for months.
Pinch "My daddy gave me this job" Salzburg made this statement...
"Okay we've been fooled before. Had our hopes up and then dashed. We thought Richard Clark with his "hair on fire" would bring down this administration. We thought the 911 Commission surely would show the world what a doo doo head Bush is for not connecting the dots. Certainly the 60 minutes Bush AWOL hit piece just before the election was going to do it. Katrina... Abu Gharib... Gitmo... Torture... 2,000 soldiers killed... effin' Cindy Sheehan and Dick Murtha for crying out loud... certainly the American People would revolt because the President is wire tapping terrorist... what is it going to take??? Well... now we got "W" by the short hairs... we got proof positive he cooked up the WMD evidence and Tony Blair sexed it up as well... we have..."
"The Downing Street Post-It-Note!"
"Take that W!"
"And... we also have this..."
"The Downing Street Doodle!"
Senate Democrats, in an amazing moment of clairvoyance, rushed to the Senate floor 30 minutes before the story broke, to decry these documents. "It's time for the President to step down from office. Clearly he's broken some law at some time. What we need now, is to have a by patrician committee appoint a successor so that the country can begin to heal. I would suggest a Senator from New York perhaps... a male senator." Said Senator Chuck Shummer (D) NY. Added Republican Senator Arlen Specter, "What we need to do now is hold hearings and make a huge spectacle of all this before we have any idea if these documents are even real. I intend to have televised hearings immediately. What's most important is that the Liberal Washington Press and moderates in Pennsylvania will all Love me now."