MAN FOUND THAT DIDN'T KNOW VALERIE PLAME WORKED FOR CIA
January 3, 2006
ThePATriotBlog

Just last month, this blog, was the first to uncover a real live Gallup poll participant. Well today we have found something even rarer... a person who claims to have NOT KNOWN Valerie Plame worked for the CIA.

I know...
Shocking...

Evidently he wasn't in Scooter Libby's email address book.

The man, Charles Wilson, says he doesn't have much time to watch a lot of TV and pay attention to world events so apparently the news of Miss Plame's outing came as a shock.

"No way... next thing you're going to tell me we landed a man on the moon!" said Wilson. We then informed him that, yes indeed, we have landed men on the moon to which he replied, "Well good for JFK... he said we'd do it and he was right... how is old John doing anyway?" Sadly we had to inform Mr. Wilson that President Kennedy was assassinated in 1963.

Mr. Wilson was happy to hear the Berlin Wall came down but was dismayed to find out about OJ Simpson and his former wife Nicole, "You'd have thought they'd have had something in the news about something that big... wouldn't ya?"

Finally Mr. Wilson asked to see a picture of Mrs. Plame...

"Ohhhhhh Joe Wilson's wife the CIA agent...
Heck everybody knows who she is!"